Beam Me Up

As a former Goth I found it encouraging that there was a website for lonely old Goths at gothicmatch.com. In my youth, apart from lurking around graveyards I was also known to have a learning towards making first contact with people from other races, preferably those wearing lycra suits.

I guess you could say I loved the idea of finding a wormhole and seeing what on the other side. To boldly go where no man had gone before. So imagine my delight at finding Trek dating site trekpassions.com.

I'm not looking for a relationship with a guy in a red shirt because I know it won't last, and no, I'm definitely not looking for a Willy Crusher. Sadly I gave up any thought of finding my own Jolene Blalock years ago, you know the type - cute pointy ears and good with her fingers?

I'm guessing there may not be any short skirted Yeoman Janice Rand types out there anymore but who knows there might still be the odd Orion Slave Girl around? I'd set my phaser on stun for her.

Trek always did inflame the passions in a way no other TV series could. Perhaps this is the place for me to find love? Knowing my bad luck, I'd meet a beautiful woman only to find her sucking the salt out of me.
Let me just make it perfectly clear that I was never a fan of the Voyager persuasion (left), although a sexy Seven of Nine lookalike could assimilate me any time.