The End Is Nigh
After that last post I'm thinking about calling it quits. What's the point in carrying on this blog when the only feedback I get is a request for David Hasselhoff? Dreadful. The Pope gets better feedback for cryin' out loud!
I've been mulling over this question all weekend and doing a bit of soul searching. I asked myself 'Suppose I had Peter Gabriel and Kate Bush here with me for tea? What would they say?'
Peter:
No fight left or so it seems
Weirdcritter:
I am a man whose dreams have all deserted
I've changed my face, I've changed my name
But no-one wants you when you lose
Kate:
Don't give up
'Cause you have friends
Don't give up
You're not beaten yet
Don't give up
I know you can make it good
Peter:
Pass the Hob Nobs.
Kate:
Let's leave Peter to the biscuits. Come to bed with me
Weirdcritter:
OK
Two Minutes later...
Kate:
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!
5 comments:
A whole two minutes, eh?
Glad to see your adoption of Sting's tantric exercises is starting to bear fruit.
There's a story about Kate Bush and Fruit...
Yes, it was a very romantic moment.
She gave me an annotated ananas and I replied in kind with a large bunch of bananas.
Heh, Heh, I believe though that 'anonymous' was refering to her Frutopia commercials.
Ooh! let me have it!
-kb
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