In the blessed name of Elvis

I once swore that I was never going to go near Elvis again, but there he was in Newquay last month, singing to me in an amusement arcade. I just couldn't resist the lure of the lights and music. As a result I must have lost at least £100 to the king of fruit machines over my 5 night stay. 'Thang you very much'.

I was reminded of this because tonight is of course the 30th anniversary of the alleged death of the real Elvis Aaron Presley. To commemorate the occasion I shall start by doing a few karate moves in front of the TV and then I'll re-watch Bubba Ho-Tep - with a commentary track by The King himself. 'Ahuh huh'