Mr Millionaire
Well almost. At the moment there have been 995,082 views of the videos I've uploaded to YouTube, and by the end of the day this counter will have ticked over the million mark. Sounds good eh?
Well, let's just put it into perspective - a young teenage girl in mid-west USA could easily get 3,000,000 views by posting a video of herself 'singing' a lousy out of tune cover of a Mariah Carey song or one where she sticks a pencil up her own nose (Don't do this at home kids. Performances like this can be very dangerous and shouldn't be attempted by anyone who is even remotely sane). So there you go, a million is worth next to nothing in the interweb world.
It would be nice if I could get a small fraction of those viewers to visit this blog though. I know I tend to post not very interesting bollocks here but it provides a service of sorts. I was hoping to somehow reach out to people with similar tastes in music, movies and madness, but sadly this blog has turned out to be just a brief stopping off point for people looking for pictures of Billie Piper (naked) and Lenny The Tramp - not together I must add, although I'm sure that that would prove to be a very popular attraction.
Oh well. I guess I must continue on undaunted.
3 comments:
You need to expand your subject coverage and publicise human interest stories such as this.
I'm sure mentioning Jo Guest on your blog would generate a few more internet hits...
Here's me thinking you were asking for more tits (which surprised me given your predilection for bears), but that's quite a sad story. Poor Jo. :-(
You could help her out in her hour of need by bidding on her bras, panties, thongs, etc on
eBay.
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